Drinks On Me

The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out load, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on the inside.

You know you’re old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on wheel of fortune…

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’

I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.

Protein Shake. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference.

Negative. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.